[firedrill]

some door-to-door scammer when my parents aren’t home: are you 18?

me, turning 24 in two weeks: no sorry

[chibipup]

I can be your angel or your devil

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Minty is just cold spicy

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

Delete this

[megapope]

literally just do not be horny online it’s that simple

[toast-potent]

old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary:

I cant believe the heterosexuals are gone

[sterlingarcher]

Theyre gone

[loyalty-to-my-own]

We’re still here.

[allogays]

who said that

[purr-cat-stination]

What I say: ilysm
What I mean: I love you Spider-Man

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

I just want to get dicked down again =/

[gaygothur]

one of the dogs posted this

[gaygothur]

this one specifically

[dopeybeauty]

enough about big moods,

what the small mood???

[flapperwitch]

isn’t that just “lowkey”?

[dopeybeauty]

look buddy, I don’t know the marvels, lowkey or a hemsworth. i’m just Looking For Small Moods. Do not contact me again

[thefeelofavideogame]

a mummy who broke out of his sarcophagus wrote this

[scotchtapeofficial]

reblog if ur a striminal

[robotsandramblings]

#YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY  #YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY  #A SMOOTH STRIMINAL

[pokemonprofessor]

nice.

[furikomaru]

I am so embarrassed that only 31% of us have the good sense to lie when someone asks if we’ve committed a crime.